Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Tokyo road fauna

Specimen 1: Heck's Angels

These are groups of yuppie youths who tool around Tokyo suburbia on their totally tricked out hogs, except their hogs are scooters. You always know when they're in town, because they've modified their mufflers to give their beasts (scooters) a loud, deep, throaty growl. Or, at least, add a throaty touch to the machine's (i.e. the scooter's) naturally high-pitched, somewhat tinny hum. After a hard night (afternoon to mid-evening) of terrorizing the normals, they retire to the local coffee shop and get utterly sloshed on hazelnut soy cream lattes (it takes a hard man to deal with lactose intolerance).

And their anthem? That road warrior classic, "Bad, or at Least Not Quite as Straight Laced as our Parents Want us to be, to the Bone".

Specimen 2: Snow White van

Pure white paint job. Neon green body lighting. Neon blue underlighting. Neon pink illuminated license plate. Bigger-than-life portrait of the Seven Dwarfs airbrushed onto the rear.

Brain left hurting. Jaw dropped wide open.

Friday, April 22, 2005

Dusk falls on 24

MILD SPOILER ALERT

Anyone catch the latest episode of 24? We've been continuing to follow it despite the declining level of quality/novelty, but I think this might be the last season for us.

Making a thinly veiled representation of Amnesty International into one of the bad guys, and not terribly subtly dismissing arguments against torture? Hmm. I remember the show used to play around with moral ambiguity, but the heros don't seem quite so anti anymore. Torture used to be used sparingly, and the shock value used to be recognized, but I can't count the number of times it's been used in this season. Notwithstanding the recent mediocre attempt to show that not all middle eastern types are bad guys (only 8 out of every 10 or so), the underlying apologetics are giving me the creeps, and the show isn't cool enough for me to suspend moral judgment.

In other indignant news, we've sent off a letter criticizing an article promoting tourism in Myanmar/Burma in Metropolis, the biggest English-language magazine in Tokyo (mainly because it's free and readily available). The article made a passing nod to "obvious political issues", which is more of a joke than anything else, considering that based on some discussions Kate has had on the subject we might as well be the only two gaijin in the entire freakin city who are the least bit aware of the "political issues". Anyway, the letter was kinda long, and worded a bit combatively, but I hope they like it.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Toys!

A few days ago I got Tekken 5. What a great game! I'm especially enjoying trying to get Bruce to do all those fancy moves I saw in Ong Bak. Some of the cut scenes are hilarious, something I sorely missed in Tekken 4.

Today, we picked up a new recruit to take him to his apartment, which is in the same neighbourhood as ours. We were meant to pick him up at a bus stop at a train station a few stops from ours--not a particularly big station, so you wouldn't think it would be that hard. Of course I was missing one crucial bit of information: he was half-Japanese and half-Filipino, i.e. I couldn't just look out for a white guy with some bags. Anyway, he had flown in from DC, a 13 hour flight, and was immediately put on a bus. We're to the southwest of downtown Tokyo; Narita is to the southeast and across the Bay. That means this guy sat on a bus as it traversed nearly the entirety of the metropolitan area--and I doubt traffic was particularly cooperative. What a cruel, cruel first day in Japan.

After that we went in to Shibuya, and after some pho we bought a computer tablet. Kate's using it for some artsy fartsy messing around in Photoshop, but it works wonders in combination with the Japanese IME. The IME comes with a kanji recognition system, which is well-nigh impossible to use with a mouse, but works pretty smoothly with a tablet. This lets me translate mail at about three times the speed. Great toy!

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

You Know You're Talking to a Geek When...

Sometimes I play chess on yahoo to kill time when I'm waiting for Toby; I get a few games in and then leave. I don't play to chat/meet people, but most of the people there do. I usually just ignore their comments, but yesterday for some reason I got involved in a short conversation with one guy:

after a few opening remarks: (asl, etc)
chessgeek: are you in japan?
kate: yes
chessgeek: but you're greek?

after a short pause:
kate: yes
chessgeek: i've heard that greek girls have the best nipples in the world

I pause to think of a good move...
kate: this is why i don't usually chat with people. :)
chessgeek loses his queen - must've been distracted for some reason
chessgeek: now i feel bad
kate: sorry

chessgeek resigns and leaves.

It is done

I got a phonecall from Chicago a couple of days ago, and confirmed my acceptance of their offer of admission. I've just finished sending out emails to the departments I got offers of admission from. I guess that makes it official.

Now to fill out yet more forms. Pursuing intellectual enlightenment sure involves a lot of meaningless paperwork.

Unrelated anecdote: Last night on the subway a white guy tried to sit down beside me--except a sleeping salariman was already occupying the seat. I was dozing myself, until the rudely awoken salariman started his curse-filled response, and, well, I can't even begin to speculate what might have led to this event (the white guy showed no signs of inebriation). Man, what is wrong with these foreigners, anyways?

Skype!

I've been using Windows Messenger to voice chat with my family for ages now, but with an unwanted side effect: random blue screens of death + automatic reboot. Completely random it seems, it didn't matter if I was surfing the net at the same time or not; sometimes I would be busy on photoshop for hours and no crash, other times I would be careful to do nothing besides chat and it would crash in 2 seconds.

Today we tried Skype, a similar program. We chatted for over 30 minutes with no crash, and hardly any of the omnipresent clicks, squeaks, and buzzing that we are used to with Messenger. In fact, we were amazed by the clarity of the call. I'm going to keep trying it, but so far I'm pretty impressed. Even better, you can voice chat with 5 people at the same time, and with Messenger you're limited to just one. The only thing it doesn't do is video conferencing, which kind of sucks but isn't a really big deal right now.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Scouting out the windy city

Is it weird that I feel more at home in Shibuya than I did in Chicago?

Previous to this trip, Seattle is just about the deepest I've gone into the USA. Seattle is pretty similar to Vancouver. Vancouver's restaurants are way better, and the American version of iced tea is silly, but apart from that the place felt pretty, you know, normal.

Chicago is a different story entirely. One of my first acts in the city was to catch a cab at O'Hare. They have a pretty nice set-up for cab-catching, complete with a shelter, place for a line up, and friendly attendants. When I joined the line, it was pretty short, consisting of two people (including me). So I stood there with an Asian businessman, and two attendants, one black and one middle eastern. It turns out some white guy wasn't familiar with the procedure at O'Hare, and had gone up the lane trying to catch a cab without standing in line. As they called him back, the black attendant made a joke something along the lines of "Isn't that the way, white guys always act like they run the place."

And that's when I realized I was in America.

Not that they didn't help make me feel at home. When I was standing in line waiting to get through immigration on my way in, an attendant called for Canadians to move over to the lines marked for US residents. How neighbourly! Mexicans were not offered similar treatment. Take that Mexico! No matter what Dubya says, Canada is still America's number one buddy.

The University of Chicago campus is great. Rockefeller wanted a real universityish feel for the place, so it's all made out to be fake-old, Oxford/Cambridge style. It's a pretty compact campus, and the majority of profs and students live within walking distance, which I guess makes it a pretty chummy place. It's situated in Hyde Park, a fairly low-income part of Chicago, and once you leave the campus, pretty much everyone is black. Meanwhile, no one I met in the Philosophy Department was a visible minority. (I'm trying not to get my mind stuck on the race issue, but they might as well have put a big neon sign over the city saying, "Race Is An Issue Here". The contrasts were stark. At O'Hare, the airport workers who show you which gate to go through are all poorly-trained black women; the more crucial job of conducting searches of people going through the gate is conducted by white people.)

Lake Michigan is within walking distance of the university. You know what? Lake Michigan is big. Really, really big.

I can't say I was really conscious for most of my visit. I pride myself on my ability to sleep and wake according to schedules which I set myself, circadian rhythms be damned, but 9 hour jet lag is not something that can be overcome through force of will alone. My itinerary consisted mostly of meals with grad students, and meetings with professors. Some of the profs could do with some coaching on how to be more inviting to prospective students, but, well, they're profs, what can you do.

I spent my nights on the remarkably comfy couch of one of the current first-year grad students, who has an apartment about twice the size of ours, with centralized heating. Centralized heating, oh how I have missed you. On occasion I was surprised to step outside and find it rather chilly. Do you know how refreshing it is to be unable to predict the outside temperature from inside your bedroom?

Without a doubt, the coolest thing I encountered in Chicago was live band karaoke. That's right: you sing, and a live band backs you up. They compensate if you screw up the timing of the lyrics, and they jump in to prop you up if you forget them entirely. Neither of which happened to me, of course, as I belted out a screeching version of White Rabbit.

Interesting linguistic fact: nobody in Chicago seemed to know the term "cougar", as applied to certain sorts of people you find in bars.

There's a bit more I could say about the place, and I would say it, except there's no need to rush since I've decided to accept UChicago's offer of admission.