You Know You're Talking to a Geek When...

Sometimes I play chess on yahoo to kill time when I'm waiting for Toby; I get a few games in and then leave. I don't play to chat/meet people, but most of the people there do. I usually just ignore their comments, but yesterday for some reason I got involved in a short conversation with one guy:

after a few opening remarks: (asl, etc)
chessgeek: are you in japan?
kate: yes
chessgeek: but you're greek?
after a short pause:
kate: yes
chessgeek: i've heard that greek girls have the best nipples in the world
I pause to think of a good move...
kate: this is why i don't usually chat with people. :)
chessgeek loses his queen - must've been distracted for some reason
chessgeek: now i feel bad
kate: sorry
chessgeek resigns and leaves.