Breakin news!

Chicago is excitement! I feel overburdened by material possessions! Is there no larcenous soul out there willing to help me out?

It turns out: probably!

I just found out that the apartment two doors down was burgled sometime today. It probably happened when I was home, and I very well might have heard suspicious noises if I weren't so sleep deprived and / or idly bouncing off the walls.

By the way, the title of this post is a pun.