The snowman has forks for arms

Happy Chrishannukwaanzolstiday Season!



I must finally admit that I was missing something: turkey. This year we managed to have turkey dinner twice in a row (how authentic!), once at the Maple Leaf, which provided a pretty good just-like-back-home experience, and once at O'Carolan's, which provided a pretty good eating-Christmas-turkey-at-an-Irish-pub-run-by-Frenchmen experience--but who cares given that the fools made it an all you can eat buffet.

Let this much be known: A Canadian who's gone without turkey dinner for a year and is let loose at an all you can eat turkey dinner buffet is a terrifying thing. Arise, diners of Canuckistan! Fork shall be shaken, bone shall be splintered, a gorged night, a stuffed night, ere the belch rises!