In case Al Qaeda runs out of ideas

Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson resigned, warning as he left of a possible terror attack on the nation's food supply.

"For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do," Thompson said as he announced his departure. "We are importing a lot of food from the Middle East, and it would be easy to tamper with that.

"If I were in al Qaeda, I would totally do that. They should hire me as a consultant or something. Uh, except I'm giving them this advice for free over the internets."

Quote from here. Except for that last bit, I guess I kind of made that up.

Also, Rumsfeld is staying on. Now he can plan for the American troops to be welcomed by cheering crowds as they march through Tehran.