Weirdest job experience ever

At the daycare center the other day one of the kids was caught with his pants down. Well, not so much down as off. Also he had a piece from a jigsaw puzzle in his hand, and appeared to be, uh, sticking it up his butt.

The daycare teacher was utterly taken aback, and completely confused. She kept asking, "Why did you take your pants off? Do... do you need to go to the washroom or something...? Why did you take your pants off?"

He started bawling after that, because I guess he was a little embarassed or something.

I figured he probably just felt a little itchy, but I decided to stay out of it.

Anyway, yeah: getting promoted! I think I might try to have another shot at the karaoke joint by the old workplace, though. The selection there is unbelievable. It's like there really is a God, and maybe he's not doing such a good job of taking care of large parts of the world, but when it comes to this one karaoke place he is totally on the ball.